Like a deer to a salt lick

It may be cliche, but you really can't turn around for a second when you have little kids. As I was trying to get dressed this morning (which really is a basic human right, not a luxury), I turned around to discover that my daughter was licking my empty contact lens case with great passion. Yes, licking it. Hands in pants, hands in toilets, fingers in noses, tongues on contact lens cases, snot on blankies. It's no wonder these kids are sick all the time.