Thursday, February 28, 2008

After 38 years of marriage he probably won't leave you

Dear Mother,
Please don't complain that you have no one to vote for in the upcoming pivotal Ohio primary. There are two qualified, historically significant candidates, either of whom would drastically raise the IQ of the Oval Office. And please stop pretending to be a Republican for the sake of keeping the peace with my father.
Love,
Your "raging lunatic" Democrat daughter

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