Thursday, February 28, 2008
God wouldn't want you to wear Sunday panties
In the movie When Harry Met Sally, Sally tells Harry that little girl "days of the week" panties didn't include a pair for Sunday because of God. Yes, because of God. I hadn't really thought about that until today when I bought my first package of days of the week underwear for fancypantsy. We exictedly unrolled each pair revealing the name of each day and its respective princess. It was only upon spreading them out on the table to place them in order that I discovered that indeed, there was no Sunday pair. Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and....Saturday???? Could this be? Was Sally Albright correct when she declared that the impropriety of wearing a pair of cotton panties emblazoned with the word Sunday was just too much for God to handle? Or did I just get a defective package of 4T Hanes Disney Princess underpants for little girls? The mystery remains unsolved....
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